So of course the Oscars are all over the news - how could they not be? Is there anything more fascinating than the rich and spoiled gathered in mass? Now that I know the freebies that they get, well, it's just all the better. Did anyone catch the Inspiring Teacher Awards last night? Of course not. No one could get behind that.

Meanwhile, the Department of Justice is probing online music prices, and I am trying to restore my iTunes library for the fourth bleepin time...

The Washington Post is reporting that our Fearful Leader is pursuing journalists over "classified" leaks. Why shoot messengers when you can hunt them? Let's hope Cheney's out front.

Anyway, it's Monday.